I can see Alex having an Instagram and taking non stop selfies with teenage girl captions because of the R U Mine? video.
"first instagram pic… not 2 sure how to work this…."
"hey instagram hashtag quiff"
"me and me bff 4 lyfe <3333 lol"
what is flirting it sounds dangerous
Anonymous asked: sorry, big boobs dont make up for your fat everything else.
1k selfie get on my level
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
I HEARD THAT